IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. :biggrin:
Try telling my wife that. If it doesn't flush, she'll hold it for a week, and she gets a little bit testy after a few days.
Just turned 63, but my wife says I'm immature (but likes me that way). I've done 850 mile days, a 5,000+ mile trip, an 1,800+ miler, and three...
Hell yeah! I'd buy and use one on long trips. Many campsites have warm showers and flush toilets anyway.
I think I saw that movie with Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson. Didn't end well.:frown:
That price makes the Ducati Multistrada 1200 look even more attractive.
I wear ear plugs every time I ride. Can't stand riding without them. Just make sure you compress and insert them correctly, or you won't have a...
Bernie Madoff, is that you? :ass:
I lift it just long enough to light my cigarette.:smokin:
I don't know what the maximum recovery limit is in your (or his?) state's small claims court, but with well organized documentation, he won't have...
Talk about being OFF TOPIC => My buddy refers to his X as his "now hopefully departed first wife". :biggrin:
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