Are you describing me? If so, the only thing you missed is "putting my helmet on, getting on the bike, starting the bike, starting to go, then...
Now that right there is funny! Spit out my coffee on that one!
Women have it made. No matter how old, fat, ugly, dirty, skanky, sleazy, or dumb, there's a guy out there somewhere who will hit it. And I think...
Genmars will raise the bars about an inch. Helibars will both raise the bars about an inch or so, and bring them closer to you about an inch or...
.........................Amen!
I didn't see this on the list: Before mounting up, check breath and armpits. If not offensive, gargle with piss and wipe pits with shit. :biggrin:...
If I had a spare C-note and a smaller gut I'd be all over this. Fantastic deal! Thought about getting them anyway as an incentive to lose some...
The old "reach around" trick, eh? Are you a golf pro or tennis coach perhaps?
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Death is hereditary.
Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and kill them.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Is Tiger getting a bit testy and demanding? :tongue2:
Depends on what she looks like and how low her top is.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for life.
And your national bird is the mosquito! They're HUGE up north in Ontario, come at you in swarms, and suck you dry like a wanton vampire! :eek:
Good on you! Bet he got a mile wide smile on his face!
So there is someone left on the planet who had not seen this before! Must have been living in Tibet for a while.
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