That's probably worse than having a cigarette fall out of your mouth inside your helmet and blow around in there, setting your hair on fire and...
I do it just like I put on and take off my pants... one leg at a time.:biggrin:
I have a trouser trout in my riding pants, but I never had a snake in my fairing.
Can't you just picture the kiddies holding up "FAG" signs in the back window of the car, and their Dad having no idea why his was run off the road...
Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
You so funny too much!
Reportedly, like chicken.
SAVE THE TIGER!!! Endangered Tiger Penis!!! Want to Eat Penis? Go to China... You may have heard that the tiger is menaced by the demand on...
Spiders are good. They eat lots of other creepy crawlers.
Must be the Spiders From Mars. Call David Bowie for advice.
I'm no Randy, but can't you think of a way to give her the inches she has been missing?
Guy enters a gay bar, walks up to a prospect sitting at the bar, and says, "Do you mind if I push in your stool?" (Not that there's anything wrong...
Yeah, he had his chance to speak up. Can't pamper these little tigers too much or it spoils them and they become mean.
Sure, Mr. Manson, you can bunk here for a few days.
Are those lighted grip guards? I'm diggin' that!
Dear Randy: Well, with some trepidation I once again followed your advice. I had my penile skin grafted to my nasal passages to repair the...
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As in "Orca Winfrey"?
Sounds like you may have sharted.
I heard somewhere that Harley riders don't wear helmets because their brains can't be damaged any further than they already are. Sounds fishy. I...
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