Talk to your shooter of choice about these things. That way, there will be (almost) no misunderstandings.
So you're calling me a pussy?
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a backup button for the primary button.
A shower and deodorant should do the trick (J/K). I ran into thick swarms of gnats in Iowa two weeks ago. Annoying, but at least they don't...
I just returned from a 14-day 5,009 mile ride out to Rapid City, SD and then back through Ontario. Traveled across Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana,...
No offense intended, but his girlfriend's a pig.
They had a display at Mid-Ohio last year and you could take a closed-course (slow speed) test ride. Look like they're well made, but they don't...
Tiger Muskie.
PETA has likely already filed a lawsuit against you on behalf of bugs (er, insects) everywhere. What the f*ck is wrong with those people anyway!
Now THAT'S funny! And practical, too! (I gotta go to bed. I leave at 5:00 AM for Rapid City, SD. Should be a great trip on my Viffer!)
Ever hear the phrase "there aren't any atheists in foxholes"? Funny how that works. By the way, you are an extremely talented artist!
I have a neat little 6th Gen plastic model by Maisto on my desk at work to torture me all day while I'm working. Pretty good detail (working rear...
It doesn't seem to matter where you work, there's always at least one a**hole who will try to f*ck you over. Be patient. They will get theirs....
................Subtle!
Before you finalize the marriage, get a prenup signed. Otherwise, she will farkle you into the poor house.
I was born with a "666" birthmark on my scalp. Does that count?
Who doesn't have a hankering for MLFCNT! And how did that get past the DMV?
The Proper Responses to the Significant Other When She Asks, "Does This Make Me Look Fat?", by Sex Deprived Men Everywhere
This one may be a winner and should be placed in contention for the Blue Ribbon, along with about another dozen or so that made me LMAO.
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