Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I...
Tonto & The Lone Ranger The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound...
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Could you please give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think...
A Plan to save bankrupt airlines: Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have...
Congrats and welcome aboard. Yellow is the fastest color. The previous owner must have realized that since he had it painted (2000 was the only...
Its a great choice. Plenty of "do-everything" for you, unless your thing is wheelies in 1st through 4th. Being that you're 5'8", if you find...
Personally, I'd be pretty concerned about a dealer who just arbitrarily goes and changes something from manufacturers recommendation/stock. Did...
Why does Long know where you Grandma lives?
I started smoking again for 2013, because my resolution was to not quit at anything anymore. Nobody likes a quitter.
C'mon squirrel? Are all forms of history lost on you? is there no appreciation for "old school" items? I mean, if we use that logic on...
Context, Toe, context. So - your never gonna own one? Or your never gonna cut your balls off with said spork? And to the OP: good for you,...
Purely subjective. I guess if you like 12" d!cks splashed across your screen, then you'll have something to look forward to. lol
Rainbow - might want to throw in a Not safe for work with that one. I don't care, but others might.
S/S break lines.
Well PGA - did you depart and arrive safely, I hope?
Glad you got it sorted out and giving an update to the thread. I shouldn't argue with Yuasa, but I believe that technically, your standard...
You're call, chiefy. To say "VFRs aren't popular around here" means what? Damnit kid, be a leader, not a follower! :) What are you accustomed...
I've always found poisoned birds are easier to shoot. They fly slower. Kinda like the "short bus riders" of bird society.
Congrats on the bike and welcome aboard! If you need a little more low end grunt, and are willing to sacrifice top end, change the sprockets and...
"Lose some weight, ya fat fuck". That's what my wife says to me, and I bet she's right. I'll get better mileage.
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