When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to...
Relax. I'm just trying to straighten your lines. I don;t have an answering service for my home phone and have not activated my cell phone's...
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the tortoise life for...
THE ETHICS OF GOLF No one ever promised all decisions would be easy! What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and...
You are late....ANd where are the pix.........
Another thing that got my goat, actually pissed me off, was staff who arrive at work at the nick of time. Nothing technically or legally wrong...
Yup. Every one of those. And Plagiarism...I already used "Lets see"
I just left a detailed message on my answering service at work and a similar message on my e-mail Goes something like this. "I'm retired now....
Lets see here. 1.People who abuse Handicap Parking Tags (I strongly support the program) 2.Blended Scotch 3.Cell phones when driving...
Are you sure that the GPS was not registering 250 KMH? That is believable. I know my VFR would do 255kmh according to the speedo which we all...
What is so difficult accepting 64.1 as an average moving speed?
Crooked lines after the lawn is mowed
Just a suggestion. You could get a GPS reading in an aircraft could you not?
My tpynig is pfercet evrey tmie. Slef tughat.
Seems to me, to start while stopped on an incline, you release the brake lever and rely on the brake pedal to hold your bike from rolling while...
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That looks like left overs from Squirrelman dinner party the other night.
So lets see here now: 1. A belated welcome to the site 2. Take a course. Getting going from a stop on an incline is a little tricky if no...
Please tell us you did not get married in Vegas a few hours ago. Nope, my wife is not the slightest interested in my bike but she is incredibly...
You got a" good woman there. When I want to spend money on mine, my wife just shakes her head and says you will do what you want anyways." I...
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