You Mormon guys are lucky. If I could have a collection of wives, I'd put em out to work and just kick back and ride. My advice is to keep...
I agree. Once when riding up at the North Pole on my Harley, it got so cold the air turned solid. Thank God Santa's elves were there with...
As your President-elect, my first act in office will be to mandate that all the dudes who don't ever speed wear panties and the rest get to take...
Why guess? Call the folks at Heli.. Even if the ID of the bars fits the fork tubes, what about clearance? Slapping something on and...
Dude, if you have a VFR after all that BS you tossed out in your posts, your mamma wasted her money sending you to college. If you decide to blow...
I think if one had a Klingon on his butt he would know. I'm waiting for the faith healers and the organic broccoli poltice advocates to...
So what's this new gig pay? I would go for a percentage of what speeding tix bring in. ;)
Most likely a pea under your mattress.
How about eating a burger in every McDonalds between LA and San Fran. Probably a not before visited category for the Guiness folks. Bike museums..
A couple of these dudes probably figure that helmets infringe on thier God-given rights too. My idea is to make flipflops and baggies...
That sounds like a whole nother sack of worms. I was speaking of paying Washington State Sales Tax and whatever the rate is in Skagit County. I...
Check to see if you have to pay the WA sales tax on that new skidlid. They may not know you are Canadian even though you guys talk funny..
Darn right. Udon for Japanese fairings, fettucine for Italian bikes, God knows what the Brits eat for pasta but don't get busted with gold paint...
"Those who do not know thier history tend to make shit up that sounds good." There are several excellent two component ABS plastic adhesives...
If using any of the above chemical compounds offends anyone, some flour and water and a little food coloring is a great fix. A couple of tricks....
Sounds like you got nailed for 20 over the double nickel. As to understanding "speed limits" There are three basic things going. The prima...
Use the pipe dope for ABS not PVC. The chem is right but that's about it. Better stuff at any major auto supply in syringes. Epoxy and...
I'd tell you but you have to show me your tits first.
...and how bout those tertiary chararcteristics two? Back in the day or week whichever.. there was a requirement in most colleges and...
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