While in a bar on the outskirts of Wales, called England, I was in a quaint old boozer in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, passing the time with an alien from Mars, he/she was on a vacation from the Planet Red, fed up with probes a coming and going invading their privacy. Anyway, we got to talking with tenticles and suckers with the beer flowing, mainly down trousers, about engine oils, and my alien friend said I should put saw dust in with the oil in the engine as it helps to bind the oil onto the moving parts. Not to disrespect my foriegn friend of the Solar System I thought I'd give it a whirl. Well blow me! My engine siezed at 3000 rpm! So, if you meet these outer system folk and they give you advise on the upkeep of you misses, then be cautious.
