How fast have you gone on your VFR?

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  1. GatorGreg

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    You're right, the bike completely sucks, but I got it for the self-cancelling turn signals since I'm retarded, er, learning disabled, and can never remember to turn them off. So for safety reasons I had no choice but to get the inferior 8th gen :congratulatory:
     
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    Just another opinion having lived in "The South" most of my life, I think things are less harsh here when it comes to traffic issues. By treating the po po like nice humans (whether they are or aren't), I've gotten out of more tickets in both cars and on bikes than I've gotten. Some of them could have been very serious. This, of course, is not an admission of guilt.....; )
     
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    Brownie points in Utah, when cop is approaching put your hand out to shake there's and ask-----
    HI ARE YOU LDS?
    That's what I got every time I met someone after five years.
    Got very old FAST
    Oh and they use there own cars with lights in the windshield.


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    Trade ya for a copy of Algebra for Dummies.
     
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    Figures...Separation of Church and State doesn't count in some places. Maybe if we all vote for Donald Trump for "Great Leader" he'll deport them or build a wall around Idaho and SOW too..;)
     
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    I've never had any problems with that attitudes of police officers here in the south, but I have lived around some places where they ain't kidding about their speed limits.
     
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    You know, I was never sure if it was a bit of fun on here, you know guys picking on you for being incredibly stupid?

    Thanks for clearing that up for me right there.

    Though kudos for being able to type whilst on a ventilator, you obviously don't have enough brain stem function to breathe unaided.
     
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    Hilarious


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    When you see him walking around ear bud plugged into his Walkman, he ain't listening to his copy of the Back Street Boys. I think he is listening to an instructional cassette tape. 'BREATH IN....BREATH OUT....BREATH IN....
     
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    8th gen is a dud-10mph slower and fake speed parts- I rework my forks and I do circles are that new bike-does look nice except for the Bat hanging on the side.
     
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    Type that in one breath did you?

    You do realise being the son of a wolf makes your mother a bitch?
     
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    I put bat hanging off the side and sell my bike for double price LOL!
     
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    I think I could manage a collection from intelligent people here that will buy your bike off you so long as you promise to fuck off outta here.
     
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    Look, I know the ventilator must get in the way, but try and type a post that actually means something.
     
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    Dumb der dat it hang erf ding a dang--got it? Good


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    Nope, because Officers in Utah are not for the most part assholes in my opinion. You may never see them In the news or could be. But (White male or Females driving new or current vehicle's and stickers promoting the Republican party or gun control") may be given some sort of concessions, unlike a 1996 Honda civic with blocked out windows, lowered wheels and a bullshit exhaust and expired plates. Weather the occupant was white, Hispanic or black or middle Eastern. But if you have a "Peace Officer" badge or a "Ceremonial Peace officer badge" and better yet, if you know the higher ups and have money you could get a "Ceremonial colonel badge"! That gets you a hall pass to almost anything traffic wise except "Salt Lake City". They have there own police, They are strong on holding there own! AND ARE ASSHOLES AND CORRUPT IN MY OPINION"! The "UHP" or "Utah Highway Patrol" are also the "State Police"! They will look at both of these if you pull them out and give you the max because this pisses them off due to pay, and handling the most deadly stops and most heinous accident sights! They see this as bullshit and so do I!
     
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    Talk about fast .... I just went from zero to triple digit LMFAO in 2.5 seconds.

    Stopped at a private strip of pavement on the way home and managed to get my poor VF700f in as purchased condition up to a whopping 95mph before deciding that holding the throttle any longer would only result in more fuel being burned and more work when I got home.

    db
     
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    BS .... the VFR800 does 0-60 in 3.0s

    I think your stop watch is off or the BS is flying. Lolzzz

    (Or is this sarcasm? Please let this be sarcasm. Lolzz)

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