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  1. Lint

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    Ivanka Trump - "Donald Trump will only work with people with talent and excellence!" What's he going to do in Washington by himself??
     
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    That's a picture of Lint....Doh
     
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    A couple who work at the travelling circus go to an adoption agency.
    Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to adopt.
    The couple produces photos of their expensive, 50 foot Prevost motor-home, which is already equipped with a beautiful nursery.
    The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
    "We've arranged for a full-time tutor to travel with us who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
    Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
    "Our nanny/housekeeper is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet."
    The social workers are finally satisfied.
    They ask, "What age and sex of child are you hoping to adopt?"

    "It doesn't really matter, as long as it fits in the cannon."
     
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    How do you make your wife scream when you're having sex?












    Call her up and tell her.
     
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    I didn't know a person could get the blue screen of death...
     
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    I still have a CR 250 and that thing breaths fire too! The 500 is almost unmanageable, only rode 1 on 1 occasion. I know someone who made one a street legal tard bike. Totally sick.
     
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    Once in a while I start thinking that would be a good idea. They come up for sale cheap and with titles around here every so often. I want a Supermoto bad, and that'd make for a gnarly one.
     
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    One of my favourites ...

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    I also remember seeing this ad when it first ran ... it's local to my province ...

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    Come on Jeff. Get with the program! Your lady friend already posted that one....
     
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    A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world” meant.
     
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    Shizzzz. I didn't see that one.

    Well, she does have an amazing sense of humour!!! :p

    Sent from my A0001 using Tapatalk
     
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    Lund seller must be worn out! :pirate: :heh::crutch::faint:
     
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    Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?



    The hockey player showers after 3 periods...
     
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    After taking on their Green party recommendations the German Police are leading the way in handling violent situations.

    [video=youtube;BFdAQSp-nTM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=BFdAQSp-nTM [/video]
     
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