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Discussion in 'Anything Goes' started by 34468 Randy, Sep 28, 2008.

  1. Lint

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    The really drunk ones were great.
     
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    I just absolutely hate it when I go grocery shopping and think I am buying all organically grown, healthy fruits and vegetables, only to get them home and discover they are just regular doughnuts.
     
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    Sorry if this is a repeat - I think it's funny... haha

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    Just reminiscing about my recent trip to Mexico on the bike. I stopped for a few days in Sacramento at friend's place. Got struck with an incredible sweet tooth attack so moseyed on down to the local Walmart to get myself a Kinder Egg chocolate fix. The cashier tod me they no longer sold Kinder Eggs as they pose a serious rick to a person's health. So I asked her for a couple assault rifles instead. No problem!
     
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    I would really love to know the backstory on these videos. I naturally want to cheer on the guy on the bike, but I wonder if he was a total douchbag that deserved a beating.

    I also would love to know what the idoits thought they would accomplish trying to fight a guy literally wearing armor and a helmet strong enough to withstand a crash. Their punches would be nothing compared to asphalt!
     
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    Absolutely true marriedman. I don't like to assume. However, even if he was being a dickweed earlier, he was leaving the scene and the problem, if there was one, was leaving with him. Asshole there tried to stop him and biker was defending himself. If he had committed an offence, these two idiots could have gotten the licence number and involved the police, thenlet them do what they are getting paid to do.

    Regardless, it was funny and that is what the tread is. Gives a whole new meaning to ATGATT. Especially armoured gloves.
     
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    The bike kicker in particular appeared to be WUI (Walking Under the Influence).
    Two left roundhouse punches = One Lights Out, One Lights Flickering

    Interesting that there were two POV cameras for the same incident....
     
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    There were probably a lot more than just the two cameras filming, those were just the two that were linked.
    I can't imagine there wouldn't have been more in this video crazy era. Hell, people video people in trouble instead
    of going to help. SMH.
     
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    The carbon fiber knuckle sandwich seems to be an improvement over the old bare knuckle sandwich. :usa:
     
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    I agree, I should have prefaced my comments with a chuckle. I do love seeing these videos!
     
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    Can you imagine the disappointment a wolf would feel if he knew his descendants would be a pug. That's what your grandfather would think about your man bun.
     
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    AMEN!! Those things look so foppish, talk about an affectation. "Ooooh, I'm so cool with this stupid looking
    thing on my head."
     
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    Could have been like my Held gloves, titanium knuckles. lol
     
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    You know you're getting old when all your porn is motorcycles.
    Good stuff though. :)

     
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    A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.”

    “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts.

    Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
     
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    Understood.
     
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    Guy goes on vacation to a beach resort.
    First morning he goes out for a jog on the beach, sees a woman laying there who has no arms and no legs.
    She says Hey Mister! I haven't been hugged in a long time.
    He picks her up, hugs her, and jogs on down the beach.

    Second day he jogs along and there she is, no arms or legs.
    Hey Mister! I haven't been kissed in a long time.
    He picks her up, kisses her, and jogs on down the beach.

    Third day there she is again.
    Hey Mister! I haven't been fucked in a long time.
    He looks up and down the beach, picks her up, throws her in the water!
    Yells, now you're fucked!
     
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