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    Got admit, I accidentally did that once when I put my VF750 front wheel back on, only went a half block when I realized something was wrong.
     
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    That’s exactly how I felt, only the disk was in between the pistons and pad,
     
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    Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
    One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
    She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
    The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see."
    She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,
    "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
    The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea
    listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says,
    "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks
    on wood for good measure. She then yells,
    "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see
    who's at the door."
     
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    Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
    Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
    So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
    "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
    Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
    "Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
    So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
    Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
    Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
    "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
    To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
     
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    I have seen many vids similar to this. My neck hurts just watching them. I am surprised these people are not quadriplegics, or paraplegics after falls on the backs of their necks like that.
     
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    Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just fuck off and leave me alone.
     
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    Looks like someone didn’t like the post.
    Free speech out the window


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    After seeing the Dobbies and Santana I noticed some guy named Stiles right behind me a few days later lookin at my photos
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    Saw these guy filming at Universal all the time.
    This is in Metro


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    After being shot in the dick, 50 Cent's net worth dropped to Two Bits... if you know what I mean... :D
     
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    I do know what you mean Samuel
    Key & peele hilarious


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    I don't "know" either but I have a pretty good idea.
     
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