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    Lesser of evils every four years... SMH...
     
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    A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
    "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
    Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
    Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
    Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"
     
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    C2909765-EF88-41D1-841B-E093ACBED00B.png Essential spares for VFR owners :
     
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    There is serious putty though. You use it to seal drain collars in your bathroom sinks so that they don't leak water. It doesn't work very well. I know this.
     
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    Never
    eating
    Mickey D's
    fries
    again.
    Ack.

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    Not funny but worth posting


    VF1000F2F, in bits
     
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    Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"
    "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears.
    "That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"
    "I did!" sobbed Johnny.
     
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    A blond phones the Air Canada Ticket agent and asks, "can you tell me how long it takes to fly from Toronto to Vancouver?"
    The agent says. "Just a minute."
    The blond says. "Thank you." then hangs up.

    Only in Canada eh!
     
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