Found this on a site called Quora:: A teacher said to her class, "Right, I'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but I like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johnny, that's disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " No it's a match, but I like your thinking."