Is VFR Interceptor a "crotch rocket"?

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Is VFR Interceptor a "crotch rocket"?

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  2. No

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  3. Maybe

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  1. squirrelman

    squirrelman Member

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    One at a time, please. I can't handle 2 simultaneous stimulants. Girls sitting on bikes don't ever seem to improve the bikes.

    Remember, those ho's got paid to sit on a seat you woudda sat on free. No POSERS, please; bikes like those are serious machines, not carnival rides.
     
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    Why the F are you calling me Porky, Squirrel boy?
     
  3. Glenngt750

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    Getting back to the important matter at hand... Yes, the VFR800 is a crotch rocket. Why is that so hard to believe? It is not a bad thing! Maybe different parts of the world use it in different ways. Like "Biker". In the U.K., it seems if you are on two wheels, you are a Biker. In Canada, if you ride a "Cruiser" style bike or a Harley, wear black leather jacket and chaps, you are a Biker. If you ride a Crotch Rocket or Standard, you are a "Motorcyclist"! Whew! I feel better now. Did that help you, too, Porky?
     
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    Ahhhh... that girl on the Kawi dirt bike looks reedickulous! Those shoes are very dorky. Almost what a "Biker" would wear!
     
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    Fuck all of you
     
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    Don't be greedy. Only one chica on one Kawasaki is all you get.
     
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    Can I at least make appointments with the rest?
     
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    Sure,as long as you can afford it or you can wait for responses from the peanut gallery. I would suggest in this case a non-response to be a no.. Yesses would probably be in the form of a PM. If you get any that are really smutty please share.
     
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    This would definitely be a case of pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    Do you have Photoshop.........? lol
     
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    To be a crotch rocket, a bike has to have a riding position which is excruciatingly painful for the rider.
     
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    A harleydood once told me his bike was a crotch rocket. Turned oot he had a case of genital herpes.
     
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    from zero to 110 probably, from 140 beyond no. But most people see the bike for the fairings and not the v4, very balanced, heavy bike that came with a lot of cargo attachment from factory making it more a sport touring rather than super sport. Insurance companies list it as a "sport bike" I'd say it is. Crotch rocket is a term mostly used by those that are endeared to the harley clone/cruiser crowd.

    Even though a few 2L cruisers could easily be a crotch rocket without fairings lol.

    tl;dr

    Yea kinda, but not all the time and probably not in a very long straight line.
     
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    Kinda sorta almost true.. If the insurance folks had their way we'd be forking over a shitload of pesos for even a Honda 50. Rates dropped once reality set in and motorcycle ownership skyrocketed and competition for the pesos out there .

    Of course a 16 year old on a 999 Duc is SOL anyway ya look at it.

    There are instances of insurance companies not too many years back deciding rates factoring in the color of the car.

    Somehow, attributing a quasi term of endearment (Crotch Rocket) to a shitload of harleydoods is questionable.. ;)
     
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    Harley Clone dudes... More likely though the moniker came from the bike or car culture itself.

    What? A car is not fast enough? Get a crotch rocket! Weeeee /tounge and cheek
     
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    Crotches are an entire study in anatomy and physiology. Some, as in Crotch Rockets in the wrong hands can be fatal or nearly so. Case in point though not fatal: Look what happened to great leaders hands from taking liberties with several crotches of the female persuasion. It made his hands shrink. Some say too that it affected his hairstyle as well.

    The positive aspect in a press bulletin from the White House is that the technique to be known as "The Trump Tweak" , will be used to separate various and sundry members of the military who are thought to be or are transgender. First to be inspected by great leader himself will be his Marine Guard. Confidant, advisor and racial and sexual profiler Stephen Miller has introduced legislation to have the tomb of the "Unknown" opened and the body exhumed, "Just to be sure."
     
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    If you can't do the 1/4 mile in near 10 sec flat it is not a crotch rocket! lol
     
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    :Bounce::Bravo: Now, THAT'S funny stuff!
     
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    I've always liked my rocket in her crotch...
     
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