Hey guys. I found this prayer a lil while ago. I am not a religious man, but this is pretty cool. If you guys have seen any more, please post. "The motorcycle is my shepherd; I shall not want. It maketh me burnout on black pavements; It leadeth me beside busy freeways; It restoreth my soul; It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sake. Yea I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo, for Torque art with me; Thy clutch and thy throttle they comfort me. Thou preparest a Track for me in the presense of mine enemies; Thou hast anointed my engine with oil; My bike overpowers. Surely traction and victory shall follow me, All the days of my life, And I shall dwell in the house of the CC's, Forever. Amen"
Our larger which art in barrels Hallowed be thy foam Thy will be drunk at home as it is in taverns Give us this day our frothy head And forgive us our spillages As we forgive those who spill against us Lead us not into incarceration But deliver us from hangover For thine is this beer The Bitter and the Larger For ever and ever Amen