The Bike to Woman Ratio

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  1. Saul

    Saul New Member

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    Call me sad, call me a looser, but, here it is: I'm a single man ( I couldn't be any more now could I? Like a double man?) in possession of a lethal bit of two wheeled hardware capable of frightening bursts of speed. Do repectable woman, Ladies, want that way of life? Never to wear beautiful cut dresses and colourful skirts showing their imaculate legs, not a hair exposed to the atmosphere; but to wear jeans, tatty ones with splits and holes, or more appealing, leathers, revealing the odd coil of a good diet well taken for many the year. So, it seems I must remain a lonely single man. But: I have my two-wheeled companion, my bit of steel and alloys which take me into the unknown. When the wind hits me at 150 mph I can surmise the possibilities of a relationship with a as yet unknown lady who isn't fearful of large bikes that growl. Post Cards Only. Saul the Blue.
     
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    Do not fret, I though getting a bike will get me chicks, it only gave me old dudes thinking to that time when they were rebellious and rode a bike too.
    Having a bike is a way to cope with the single life I have, but man am I enjoying it so much I'm sometimes not even thinking about girls anymore at nigh, only to lay awake, hoping that tomorrow's weather will be nice and sunny to hear the growl of my bike. Starting it up, making her purr, warming her up and riding the living shit out of her. Then coming back home, putting her in the garage to rest, clean her up and being ready for the next day.
     
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    You just haven't met the right woman yet.
     
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    The big difference between a good woman and a good bike is the bike can be ridden long and hard, and put away wet, and will still satisfy you the next day. The woman won't, unless she is a cheap $5.00 hooker.
     
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    I don't really go anywhere or put myself out to meet Ladies ( clue there! ) and I've been single now for over 15 years following a troublesome divorce. It doesn't bother me so much as I do like my own company and the freedom you have being on your own. Is that too selfish? I don't think so, it a choice that I make.
     
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    Now there's an opinion!
     
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    [I'm one of those 'old dudes', but I remember (wait for it) riding the bike down to the bar district in town and parking it (backing in, of course) with the others. My recollection is that there were always women who wanted to go for a ride. I found that bike to be the best 'ice breaker' there could be; you get past the 'no touching' phase immediately and with a bit of extra-braking, I could just about tell you her bra size !
     
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    I would always prefer to rent, rather than own. Some might say I'm selfish, fair enough, guilty as charged on multiple occasions, but I don't like feeling that I "have" to do things outside of work and paying taxes. Freedom always comes at a price.
     
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    Found when I started riding in 84 With my new Interceptor, any woman I’d meet, first date was always a ride. Fun to teach educate of bein a passenger and of course they had to press up against you and hold on.
    Did it’s million times and never a negative response.
    Oops one, we came a upon a crashed rider and had to ride very very slow to her home, freaked her a lot.


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    Around here the women say they want to ride moto, but really don't! They do want to ride on the meat pole, but why do they talk crap about wanting to ride moto?! But first they just want to hang out and talk talk talk talk and more talk. That ruins it for me. If I could clarify: Two full face helmets, no commo, plenty of revs and wind. No talkie! Just ride! What is so hard about that?!

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    Sidestepped all those head games.
    Meat pole haha


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    There are a few women out there that do ride, and some prefer to be on the back. Not all are Harley girls, either. There are a few on this site, even. My wife once loved to go riding, had a '95 F3, then later got a Spyder. I've had a few riding dates, which didn't turn out way back when, but she knows that I still like to ride. She lets me go, but too much yard usually takes up my weekends...:(
    Keep looking, there's someone for everyone out there.
     
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