This thing is pretty fast.

No apology needed. I don't think the Harley boutique has anything I need. In fact, I went to one the other day (Battlefield Harley In Gettysburg). The very "knowledgeable" sales clerk had a blank look on her face when I asked where the Kevlar jeans where. 30,000 sq.ft. of pirate costumes but no protective jeans:crazy:

I'm just kidding you know. I have nothing against riding a Harley. My best friend rides an Electra Glide. I've taken it for a ride a couple of times and it is pretty sweet bless it's 67hp heart.

 

I can see why you got the blank look. You needed to show your diploma from the third grade. HD recognizes any and all immaculate matriculations.

 

Matriculation, in the broadest sense, means to be registered or added to a list, from the Latin matricula – little list. The most common meaning refers to the formal process of entering a university or of becoming eligible to enter by fulfilling certain academic requirements.
:tongue:

 

I'm quite certain that it doesn't, y'know...

 

Matriculation is also a process for extracting juice from sugarbeets.

 

See there kids you learn something new everyday!

Thank you Billy you get an A today.

PS/ What will we learn tomorrow from Billy's vast vault of knowledge?

 

Naaa, I didn't know that until I looked it up in a more comprehensive dictionary. To answer your question, anyone who reads passably and bypasses all that BS you are crowing aboot how fast you are.

 

Well...how fast are you???

I think that is what this thread IS about

Myself, I enjoy the thrill-danger of speed!

Can you get addicted to speed MPH/KPH? not the drug!

 

I think it depends on whether your bike runs like a bat out of hell, a banshee, or has sputtering issues below 2500rpm.

 

^ Yeah that too... ^

Are you Billy's alternate personality by chance?? No I'm serious!

PS/ You didn't answer the question.

 

LMAO! Let me get this straight - I'm being likened to BB? I'm just going to have to go and have some jo-jos as I ponder what to do next.

 

Sorry my bad! But if the shoe fits...

PS/ What is a jo-jo? I might wanna try one!

 

Jo-jo's are what is left when all the juice has been matriculated from sugarbeets.

 

TNR,

Don't make neptech feel too bad. I thought his new dictionary would make him happy at least for awhile. No wonder Dorothy left Kansas..

 

You see boys and girls another lesson from Billy's little known and less cared for facts.

When I grow up I want to be just like Billy...

TY Billy you are the wind beneath my wings!

PS/ Dorothy did not want to leave Kansas and she did return! get the facts straight! :tongue:

 

adrenalin junkie!!! I have not had the balls to go that fast yet, and besides not interested in spending the night in jail if I get caught, but it does sound like a lot of fun!!!!

 

Great song but try to stay out of the first four rows of any Bette Middler gig. Dudes in tight leathers on both sides of you will be putting their hands in your crotch. Sorry, but Celine Dion sounds like she is having an orgasm on any note above high C. Probably best to watch Middler on UTube and DIY.

So did someone read the Baum books to you or are you just going by the movie version?

Since you are moved by lyrics, a work that you can show your friends:

There once was a dude called neptech
Who got buggered a bunch with a dipstick.
By riding a Harley;
With a guy named Charlie
Wearing the brightest red lipstick.

 

yada yada yada!!!

now let's get back on topic, how fast you had your moped up to anyways?? *With the training wheels off*

 

What? Ride without my training wheels? Not on your life.


According to more than one source, in the book " The Wonderful Wizard of OZ" , Dorothy did return to Kansas and her aunt and uncle were intact. Not a clue what happened to the dog, Maybe they ate it.