Tiger Tiger

putting down my scissors now

 

Then just last week, a scientist in the US found zero links between violence in video games and in real life.

 

Fresh. Never frozen. Pickled lizard toes.

 

At birth, the tiger weighs between 780 and 1 600 grams (averaging just over one kilogram) after a gestation period of about 3.5 months. They will stay hidden and protected in the comfy den that their mother prepared before their birth for the first eight weeks of their lives They are nursed by their mother who will gradually begin to introduce solids when the cubs are between six and eight weeks old.

 

The doctor said, relax I'm going to check your rectum.
I say, ok... please tickle it first

 

Rectum? Damn near killed um...

 

I think helpgavintakefirstride would have been an excellent contributor to this thread before he learned to get his point across.

Do not vote for babies.

ASPARTAME!!! ....

 

67 pages and still going...

 

Random
The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

 

This just in...the fifth dentist caved and is now also recommending Trident.

 

You guys are odd

 

-The tiger is the biggest species of the cat family.

-Tigers can reach a length of up to 3.3 metres (11 feet) and weigh as much as 300 kilograms (660 pounds).

-Subspecies of the tiger include the Sumatran Tiger, Siberian Tiger, Bengal Tiger, South China Tiger, Malayan Tiger and Indochinese Tiger.

-Many subspecies of the tiger are either endangered or already extinct. Humans are the primary cause of this through hunting and the destruction of habitats.

-Around half of tiger cubs don’t live beyond two years of age.

-Tiger cubs leave their mother when they are around 2 years of age.

-A group of tigers is known as an ‘ambush’ or ‘streak’.

-Tigers are good swimmers and can swim up to 6 kilometres.

-Rare white tigers carry a gene that is only present in around 1 in every 10000 tigers.

-Tigers usually hunt alone at night time.

-Tigers have been known to reach speeds up to 65 kph (40 mph).

-Less than 10% of hunts end successfully for tigers

-Tigers can easily jump over 5 metres in length.

-Various tiger subspecies are the national animals of Bangladesh, India, North Korea, South Korea and Malaysia.

-There are more tigers held privately as pets than there are in the wild.

-Tigers that breed with lions give birth to hybrids known as tigons and ligers.

 

Kinda hammered right now. Debating on whether or not to post anything tonight.

 

Oh boy

 

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That ferret should have won an Oscar