Discussion in 'Anything Goes' started by Bubba Zanetti, Jan 31, 2008.
Harley..... Proving again there is no truth in advertising.
New product for the noobs and posers. They'll get rich on this one.
Damn this thread is awesome!
lmao, that's priceless.
Too funny! I'm sure they'll people who'll want this, but the name should be changed to 'Poser Boys'
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Some samples of "Letters."
LMAO. Mind if I use that drug dealer analogy in a few race forums?
Make your Metric a Harley.
According to some of the harleydoods in my hood they are a race. Kissin cousins to The People of Walmart.
I encourage any use of this thread on other motorcycle forums, including Harley forums:smile:
Harley Davidson is not a motorcycle company. It is a brand licensing company. More than 75% of Hardley Ableson's profits annually come from Brand licensing fees. Its probably already on this thread, but here is the best way to describe the Harley Faithful...
Sammich, sent that to all my Hardley ridin friends...LMFAO.
Case in point
Riding home last night in the diamond lane, in the middle when I see a bike coming up, I'm doin about 75 so I move over to the right of the lane and motion he can pass, Harley rider with apes and the loudest pipes I ever heard...made my teeth rattle, anyways no wave, thanks nothin....cant but think DICKHEAD......
A sport touring bike was behind him who also passed that gave the peace sign wave.....oh well........dont get it, alittle common courtesy bub.
Am I wrong?????
And they wonder why the are generally hated, but then I don't think too many of them smart enough to even realize they are hated
NOOOORM, probably right
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