Who Hates Harley Davidson?

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  1. Gator

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    Harley..... Proving again there is no truth in advertising.
     
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    New product for the noobs and posers. They'll get rich on this one.


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    Damn this thread is awesome!

    BZ
     
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    lmao, that's priceless.
     
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    Too funny! I'm sure they'll people who'll want this, but the name should be changed to 'Poser Boys'
     
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    Genuine HD accessory!
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    How low can it go? The floor is nowhere in sight.
     
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    Not much lower than abasement.
     
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    Forever. The sky is the limit.
     
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    The genuine Lazlo Toth was a nutter who took a hammer to Michealangelos's Pieta. The Lazlo Toth in the "Sweethogs" is a homage to Don Novello who is a very funny guy and author of the the book "Letters from Lazlo." He is aka "Father Guido Sarducci.

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    LMAO. Mind if I use that drug dealer analogy in a few race forums?
     
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    Make your Metric a Harley.

    har 1.jpeg
     
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    According to some of the harleydoods in my hood they are a race. Kissin cousins to The People of Walmart.
     
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    Gator:

    I encourage any use of this thread on other motorcycle forums, including Harley forums:smile:

    BZ
     
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    Damn troublemakers!
     
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    Harley Davidson is not a motorcycle company. It is a brand licensing company. More than 75% of Hardley Ableson's profits annually come from Brand licensing fees. Its probably already on this thread, but here is the best way to describe the Harley Faithful...
    [video]https://youtu.be/xGyKBFCd_u4[/video]
     
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    Sammich, sent that to all my Hardley ridin friends...LMFAO.
    Case in point
    Riding home last night in the diamond lane, in the middle when I see a bike coming up, I'm doin about 75 so I move over to the right of the lane and motion he can pass, Harley rider with apes and the loudest pipes I ever heard...made my teeth rattle, anyways no wave, thanks nothin....cant but think DICKHEAD......
    A sport touring bike was behind him who also passed that gave the peace sign wave.....oh well........dont get it, alittle common courtesy bub.
    Am I wrong?????
     
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    And they wonder why the are generally hated, but then I don't think too many of them smart enough to even realize they are hated
     
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    NOOOORM, probably right
     
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