You Know You're Getting Old When:

You know you're getting old when:

You are in a store, waiting for your better half to buy something, you lean on a shelf to give your back a rest, and some sales clerk, half your age comes up with a very concerned look on her face, and asks

"Sir...Are you alright?" out:

 

Hahaha............That is funny shit.:rofl:

 

Old? What's that?

 

When you sit on your balls when riding more than your seat. Just Sayin'

 

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Yer balls get bigger when you get old! I never knew that............good news for fellers with little or no balls eh!

 

Not bigger, just hang lower.

 

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Ya...wait till it happens to you ....the beech!

 

You know you are getting old when:

You start planning your road trips around pee breaks instead of gas stops.....

 

Ha! .....no shit.

 

Well....That too can be a concern sometimes. Be careful before you phart.

 

You know you are getting older when....

You have to think about the best way to position yourself in order to tie your shoes.

Rollin

 

Be safe. Pull you pants down and sit on a toilet.

 

You know you are getting older when.....

You spend 10 minutes looking for your keys and then realize that you have been holding them in your hand the whole time.



Rollin

 

You know you are getting old when......

You go to the freezer to get some ice cream and you find the television remote control in there.


Rollin

 

You know you are getting old when......

Your checking account is older than the bank Teller you wanted to ask out...

 

You know you're getting old when...Wait, what was I just saying??

 

You know you are getting old when......

The hot centerfold is your daughter

 

You are not getting old your WIFE makes you old by refusing to have sex more frequently.
Most guys are always ready but not with women. Truth is marriage sucks.Your wife is the reason!

 

Still love her though for better or worse till death do we part. I love my sweetpea although she dont put out. But thats what the internets for right?

 

Read this in a local newspaper column, the writer couldn't understand how his body can transform 330ml of soda into 1 litre of piss :laugh: