You Know You're Getting Old When:

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  1. duccmann

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    I work with guys that I'm older then there parents---- OUCH


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    That too!
     
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    -You know you're getting old when instead of showing people pictures of your kids, you show photos of your pets.
    -You pull a muscle putting on a sock
    -Phone calls after 9 PM upset you
    -You can't read the directions on your anti-aging face cream
     
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    You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking Well, I may as well pee while I am here."
     
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    You know you're getting old when you can't tell if you have to shit or fart,
    but you just let it rip anyway!
    Also when you repeat a joke. :Yo:
     
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    Oh shit I’m old
    except the last one


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    You get bored at the strip club......
     
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    Or when you get up and go to the washroom in the middle of a show to actually pee. Just say'n
     
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    You go to cough and you fart at the same time


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    You have to have a drink to motivate yourself to go out and have a drink


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    You put on your PJ’s and slippers the same time you used to go out


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    I fail to see why this an age related thing. Only the reason is different. We used to call it "Getting a head start"
     
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    That to and much cheaper


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    You bend over to pick something up and groan when standing up again.
     
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    You are there when you bend over to pick something up and you alwasy have a bum burp!
     
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    Not at that bit yet.:Attention:

    Write yourself a reminder, then forget what you are trying to remind yourself about.
     
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    These are hitting home way to much
    Ooops I just sharted


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    You know you're an older motorcyclist when you're still alive. All cages are out to kill us.
     
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    When you throw those underwear away cuz they are not worth cleaning. :nelson:
     
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    Aren't they called a thong then?
     
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