You Know You're Getting Old When:

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    That's commonly called a "shart".
     
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    You know you're getting old when one huge fart throws your back out for days.
     
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    AKA -gambling and losing .
     
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    Yes, I have heard of and tried the shart. No bueno.
    If you like to gamble. Lemmy is your man.
    You win some, you lose some, it's all the same to me. :Lol:
     
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    you get more enjoyment from a good shit than sex..


    I was 17 when a older gentleman told me that 35yrs ago...thought it was funny then, now even funnier
     
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    You know you're getting old when you read @34468 Randy signature 3 times before it registers Iron Butt Association instead of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
     
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    Aaaaahm. Both apply.
     
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    You know you're getting old when you are getting thicker than your hair
     
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    You know your getting older when, um, wait, what? Say what were we talking about? ..


    Lol... Recall kinda goes south when you least expect it. Damnit.
     
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    You know you're getting old when someone says, "you need the spoon" you know what that means.
     
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    Your nose and p*bic hairs turn white!:Mullet::Spy:
     
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    You know you are getting old when you go to a strip club just to be at least less than 4ft away from a real naked woman!;-)
     
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    This may be on here already, but I did it today and realized I've done it several times recently:

    Said or typed "back in my day"...
     
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    You know your getting old when a freakin AARP card shows up with your name on it.
    What the hell do I do with it now ☹️


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    You know you're getting old when you qualify for the senior citizen's age grant on your property taxes. I am not there yet, but getting close. Some places offer senior's discounts at 55 YOA. Just have to ask I guess. Mu Scottish heritage demands I get as much as I can for the money I spend. My success rate with that is questionable.
     
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    Old is having the keys in yer hand but forgetting where you parked. :homer: Or finding your bike but can't find the keys.
     
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    Any time I take the bike on a ride out of town, I take two sets of keys. Won't help me fond the bike but it will allow me to start it when I do find it. But sometimes it is a bitch hen I take along two sets of keys for the truck instead of the bike though.
     
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    When the Fatburger gave me the senior discount without even mentioning it.
    Maybe I look older when hungry. :rolleyes:
     
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    If those buggers ever give me smaller portions, I will rip their precious little fingers off.
     
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    You know you're getting old when...

    You're convinced people are taking your tools.

    I'm 99% certain that someone stole my splitting maul.

    I'll let you know when I find it...
     
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